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Turn Around Bright Eyes.
464: Invisible Made Visible 05.18.2012
Ira Glass's sister once met David Sedaris, and commented that he was much nicer than she thought ...
In the Garden of the Unknown Unknowns.
445: Ten Years In 09.09.2011
Marian Fontana, whose husband was a firefighter who died on 9/11, originally appeared on our ...
Prologue.
422: Comedians of Christmas Comedy Special 12.17.2010
Ira Glass plays Christmas jokes told by third graders, collected by producer Jonathan Menjivar. ...
Stocking Stuffers.
422: Comedians of Christmas Comedy Special 12.17.2010
Two very, very short stories by Edith Zimmerman. Edith is the editor of TheHairpin.com. (2 1/2 ...
Little Altar Boy.
422: Comedians of Christmas Comedy Special 12.17.2010
Despite our nation's attempts to make Christmas all about toys and shopping, it is still a ...
One Lord A-Leaping
422: Comedians of Christmas Comedy Special 12.17.2010
Comedy duo Gabe Liedman and Jenny Slate disagree about the awesomeness of Hanukkah... and about ...
The Fight Before Christmas.
422: Comedians of Christmas Comedy Special 12.17.2010
Stand-up comedian Julian McCullough tells this story about heading to someone else's home for ...
There Go The Neighbor Hoods.
420: Neighborhood Watch 11.19.2010
In the midst of a real estate dispute, Jim O'Grady becomes the target of an unusual neighborhood ...
The Invention of Cheese.
412: Million Dollar Idea 07.16.2010
Comedian Kumail Nanjiani makes his pitch for a product you may have heard of. His story was ...
I'd Like To Spank The Academy.
402: Save the Day 03.12.2010
For the last 13 years, the University of Montevallo in Alabama has held an event called The Life ...
Alissa's Mom And Sarah's Mom.
400: Stories Pitched by Our Parents 02.12.2010
Two short ideas that didn't work out so well as full stories. (3 minutes.) Web bonus: all ...
Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace.
389: Frenemies 09.11.2009
David Rakoff demonstrates—in rhyme—how to make a wedding toast for people you never wanted to ...
Occupancy May Be Revoked Without Notice.
386: Fine Print 07.24.2009
David Rakoff tells the story of a contract between a son and his visiting mother. David Rakoff ...
Return To The Scene Of The Scene.
379: Return To The Scene Of The Crime 05.01.2009
Ira invites Buffy the Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon to perform a song from his Dr. ...
Pants Pants Revelation.
378: This I Used to Believe 04.17.2009
Joel and Kate were both working in a psychiatric hospital in Belmont, Massachusetts. They both ...
My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend.
374: Somewhere Out There 02.13.2009
A live performance detailing a humiliating love affair. When comedian Mike Birbiglia was in high ...
Tragedy Minus Comedy Equals Time.
370: Ruining It for the Rest of Us 12.19.2008
Comedian Mike Birbiglia talks about the time he ruined a cancer charity event, by giving the ...
Disturbing The Peace Train.
370: Ruining It for the Rest of Us 12.19.2008
There's this haven on the U.S. railroad—the Amtrak Quiet Car. You can't yammer on your cell ...
Chicken Coop For The Soul.
369: Poultry Slam 2008 11.28.2008
A short story about an orthodox Jewish man who dies on the operating table and goes to heaven. ...
You’re Willing To Sacrifice Our Love.
354: Mistakes Were Made 04.18.2008
There's a famous William Carlos Williams poem called "This is Just to Say". It's about, among ...
Airel Sharon, Shimon Peres, David Ben Gurion, And Me!
351: Return to Childhood 2008 03.07.2008
Host Ira Glass talks with contributor Adam Davidson about how Adam's teenage diaries are filled ...
Still Life With Chicken.
343: Poultry Slam 2007 11.23.2007
Food writer Jonathan Gold tells what it's like to panfry a chicken—with a live chicken watching ...
So, Kids: A Priest, A Rabbi, And A Hooker Walk Into A Bar...
341: How to Talk to Kids 10.05.2007
Sean O'Connor and Nick Maritato are professional comedians, and their job usually ...
Commandments One, Two, And Three. Honor God.
332: The Ten Commandments 05.04.2007
As a boy in religious school, Shalom Auslander is informed that his name, Shalom, is one of the ...
Commandment Seven. You Shall Not Commit Adultery.
332: The Ten Commandments 05.04.2007
In the book of Matthew, Jesus says that looking lustfully at a woman is like committing adultery ...
The Homesick Explorer.
329: Nice Work If You Can Get It 04.06.2007
This American Life contributor Sarah Vowell tells the story of a mapmaker named Charles Preuss ...
Turkeys In Pilgrim Clothing.
328: What I Learned from Television 03.16.2007
Sarah Vowell examines what happens when TV takes on a subject it really has no business ...
Radio On The Tv.
328: What I Learned from Television 03.16.2007
Ira says a few words about what he learned from working on a television show himself and about ...
Round II. Dire Enigmas For Elite Fans.
326: Quiz Show 02.16.2007
Every winter, some of the world's best puzzle solvers gather in Boston for the MIT mystery hunt, ...
If This Ark Is A Rockin', Don't Come A Knockin'.
321: Sink or Swim 12.01.2006
Jonathan Goldstein retells the original sink-or-swim story, the one about Noah and the flood. ...
Graveyard Shift.
319: And the Call Was Coming from the Basement 10.27.2006
One Halloween, David Sedaris decided to skip all the fake monsters and ghosts and zombies and ...
The Grandma Letters.
313: Parental Guidance Suggested 05.19.2006
Will Seymour reads letters he and his grandmother exchanged when he was in high school. He was ...
Looking For Loveseats In All The Wrong Places.
309: Cat and Mouse 02.24.2006
It's been well over a decade, so why can't Eric, who is in many other respects a measured and ...
So A Squirrel And A Chipmunk Walk Into A Bar.
308: Star-Crossed Love 02.10.2006
David Sedaris reads his new fable about a squirrel, a chipmunk, and a love that could never be. ...
Prologue.
306: Seemed Like A Good Idea at the Time 01.13.2006
Paul was a cop. One night he was pulling second shift when he had a perfectly good idea: He'd ...
Luck Of The Irish.
306: Seemed Like A Good Idea at the Time 01.13.2006
It was two months into the tour, and the cast of Riverdance had been performing eight shows a ...
Twas The Morning After.
305: The This American Life Holiday Spectacular 12.23.2005
A Christmas poem from David Rakoff, about holidays in The Big City. Rakoff's the author of, most ...
No Tenenbaum, No Tenenbaum.
305: The This American Life Holiday Spectacular 12.23.2005
This American Life receives an emergency transmission from a rooftop somewhere in New York City, ...
My So-called Jesus.
305: The This American Life Holiday Spectacular 12.23.2005
Yeah, Mary Magdalene knew Jesus. She knew him before anybody else had ever even heard of him. ...
An Animal Farm Christmas.
305: The This American Life Holiday Spectacular 12.23.2005
The great Christmas classics are all like fables. David Sedaris contributes his own, about ...
Christmas At Valley Forge.
305: The This American Life Holiday Spectacular 12.23.2005
A brand new Christmas carol gets its world premiere: A song about both Christmas and American ...
A Half-million Home Videos Can't Be Wrong.
225: Home Movies 11.08.2002
The TV show America's Funniest Home Videos has an archive of over half-a-million video clips. ...
Conservation Of Energy And Matter.
214: Family Physics 05.31.2002
David Sedaris outlines an experiment he conducted with fluids and a tube and a bag. The result: ...
Don't They Know It's Christmas After All.
201: Them 12.07.2001
David Sedaris reads a new story about what "they" do at Christmas. And by "they" of course, we ...
Prologue.
198: How to Win Friends and Influence People 11.02.2001
Host Ira Glass talks with Paul Feig, who as a sixth-grader, at the urging of his father, ...
To Make A Friend, Be A Friend.
198: How to Win Friends and Influence People 11.02.2001
David Sedaris has this instructive tale of how, as a boy, with the help of his dad, he tried to ...
Stay In Touch.
198: How to Win Friends and Influence People 11.02.2001
After the September 11th attack on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, U.S. diplomats had ...
People Like You If You Put A Lot Of Time Into Your Appearance.
198: How to Win Friends and Influence People 11.02.2001
To prove this simple point—a familiar one to readers of any women's magazines—we have this true ...
Just Be Yourself.
198: How to Win Friends and Influence People 11.02.2001
Producer Jonathan Goldstein with a story about what it's like to date Lois Lane when she's on ...
Airel Sharon, Shimon Peres, David Ben Gurion, And Me!
190: Living the Dream 08.03.2001
Host Ira Glass talks with contributor Adam Davidson about how Adam's teenage diaries are filled ...
And If That Diamond Ring Don't Shine.
187: Father's Day '01 06.15.2001
Ian Brown explains the lengths a normal dad will go to give his daughter a memorable birthday ...
"thou Shalt Worship No Other Trousers Before Me."
185: Golden Calf 05.25.2001
If you're in thrall to a pair of pants, is that such a bad thing? Ira talks to Kate—who invested ...
The Green Team Of Boy Millionaires, Beppo The Amazing Supermonkey From Planet Krypton, And The Man From Sram.
178: Superpowers 02.23.2001
Ira talks with Jonathan Morris, the amazingly funny and charming editor of the website Gone and ...
Prologue.
174: Birthdays, Anniversaries, and Milestones 12.29.2000
We hear the story of a disastrous birthday party and how it's hard not to see these kinds of ...
Pilgrim's Progress.
174: Birthdays, Anniversaries, and Milestones 12.29.2000
Regular TAL contributor Sarah Vowell takes over the family Thanksgiving dinner by bringing ...
Kodak Moments Of The Dead.
174: Birthdays, Anniversaries, and Milestones 12.29.2000
The story of Tyler Cassity and how he's trying to remake one of our oldest rituals of ...
Happy Birthday to Us.
174: Birthdays, Anniversaries, and Milestones 12.29.2000
Long-time Fresh Air host Terry Gross offers her congratulations... and some words of wisdom to ...
Accidental Deception.
173: Three Kinds of Deception 12.15.2000
David Sedaris tells the story of a subway ride he took in Paris. Two American tourists mistake ...
Matching Outfits Not Included.
166: Nobody's Family Is Going to Change 08.11.2000
What can happen if a sibling relationship doesn't ever change. Hillary Frank brings us the story ...
Santa Claus Vs. The Easter Bunny.
148: The Angels Wanna Wear My Red Suit 12.24.1999
Students in a French language class in Paris try to explain holiday customs to a woman from ...
Climb Every Mountain.
118: What You Lookin' At? 12.18.1998
Writer David Rakoff travels to a place where everyone seems to be looking at him, a place where ...
Still Life With Chicken.
116: Poultry Slam 1998 11.27.1998
Food writer Jonathan Gold tells what it's like to panfry a chicken—with a live chicken watching ...
Papa Was Not A Rolling Stone.
104: Music Lessons 06.05.1998
A case study of how children are asked to live the unlived lives of their parents. Author David ...
Toccata and Fugue In Me, a Minor.
104: Music Lessons 06.05.1998
As a teenager, Sarah Vowell was not casual about music lessons — music became her life. She was ...
I Met Him In The Yogurt Store, But Now He's Not My Leader Of The Pack.
93: Valentine's Day '98 02.13.1998
Linda Howard and Richard Bloom, in Boca Raton Florida, had been married years when she started ...
Front Row Center With Thaddeus Bristol.
87: A Very Special Sedaris Christmas 12.19.1997
David Sedaris reads this story. A high-powered theater critic applies his critical skills to the ...
Seasons Greetings To Our Friends And Family!
87: A Very Special Sedaris Christmas 12.19.1997
Julia Sweeney reads this story. She's a former Saturday Night Live cast member and star of the ...
Based On A True Story.
87: A Very Special Sedaris Christmas 12.19.1997
A Hollywood TV producer tries to convince a church of evangelical Christians to sell out a ...
Fiascos As A Force Of Good In The World.
61: Fiasco! 04.25.1997
Journalist Margy Rochlin on her first big assignment to do a celebrity interview. It was 1982. ...
Santaland Diaries.
47: Christmas and Commerce 12.20.1996
The diaries are about David's two Christmas seasons working as an elf in Macy's department store ...
Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous.
45: Media Fringe 12.06.1996
Chicago writer Cheryl Trykv on her own close encounter with Hollywood, the media, and a famous ...
When You Talk Music.
31: When You Talk About Music 08.09.1996
Dael Orlandersmith's funny, moving story from her Obie-award winning show Beauty's Daughters. ...
Instructions on How You Can Become Bob Dole.
29: Bob Dole 07.19.1996
Former Saturday Night Live writer Robert Smigel — who impersonates Dole on Late Night with Conan ...




































































