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332: The Ten Commandments

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Host Ira Glass reads from the Ten Commandments. Not the original Ten Commandments, but some of the newer, lesser-known ones. There's the Miner's Ten Commandments of 1853, the Ten Commandments of Umpiring, and the Ten Commandments for Math Teachers — just to name a few. (4 minutes)

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Ira Glass

Song:

“The Ten Commandments of Love” by Peaches & Herb

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