Honor God

When a pet dies, to what degree can it be replaced by another? And to what degree can pets replace people in our lives? David Sedaris tells this story of cats and dogs and other animals.

Comedian Kurt Braunohler makes a wrong choice, for his own amusement.

Ben tries the good guy discount, to see if he can pull it off, as Ira tags along.

Shalom Auslander reads his true story, "The Blessing Bee." It's about the time when, as a third-grader at an Orthodox Jewish school, Shalom saw his chance to both make his mom proud, and push his drunken father out of the picture.

Shalom Auslander knows his next door neighbor will die in 2010.

In big families, there's often one kid who always gets blamed when something goes wrong.