35 September 6, 1996 Fall Clearance Sale Evocative, funny, emotional stories collected over the last few months that haven't fit into any of our regular "theme" shows. Download Control-click (or right-click) Tap and hold to download Share a clip Transcript Jeff Kramer Prologue ByIra Glass Host Ira Glass goes to Navy Pier to visit the clearance sales. (2 minutes) Act One In the Nude ByDavid Sedaris David Sedaris reads from his story "Naked." (21 minutes) Act Two Haiku at the Scrimmage Line ByScott Carrier Scott Carrier's Haiku stories. Scott is the author of Running After Antelope. (13 minutes) Act Three Everyday Anthropology ByIra Glass Found zoophilia letters read. (7 minutes) Act Four Grandma and Easy ByJay AllisonCarmen Delzell Carmen Delzell/Jay Allison's story on a guitar player. (10 minutes) Related If you enjoyed this episode, you may like these 4: Vacations Dec. 8, 1995 Act Three Contributor David Sedaris tells a story about discovering the possibilities—and pitfalls—of travel by hitchhiking. 7: Quitting Dec. 29, 1995 Act Three Lisa Buscani reads a two-part story about not being able to quit something or someone. 343: Poultry Slam 2007 Nov. 23, 2007 Act One: Still Life With Chicken Food writer Jonathan Gold tells what it's like to panfry a chicken—with a live chicken watching you the entire time. Staff RecommendationsView all 589 June 17, 2016 Tell Me I’m Fat Maybe it’s time to rethink the way we see being fat. 550 Mar. 13, 2015 Three Miles What happens when of a group of public school students in the Bronx goes to visit an elite private school three miles away.