35 September 6, 1996 Fall Clearance Sale Evocative, funny, emotional stories collected over the last few months that haven't fit into any of our regular "theme" shows. Share a clip Transcript Jeff Kramer Prologue ByIra Glass Host Ira Glass goes to Navy Pier to visit the clearance sales. (2 minutes) Act One In the Nude ByDavid Sedaris David Sedaris reads from his story "Naked." (21 minutes) Act Two Haiku at the Scrimmage Line ByScott Carrier Scott Carrier's Haiku stories. Scott is the author of Running After Antelope. (13 minutes) Act Three Everyday Anthropology ByIra Glass Found zoophilia letters read. (7 minutes) Act Four Grandma and Easy ByJay AllisonCarmen Delzell Carmen Delzell/Jay Allison's story on a guitar player. (10 minutes) Related If you enjoyed this episode, you may like these 351: Return to Childhood 2008 Mar. 7, 2008 Act 3: Airel Sharon, Shimon Peres, David Ben Gurion, And Me! Host Ira Glass talks with contributor Adam Davidson about how Adam's teenage diaries are filled with his dream of someday becoming the prime minister of a country where he does not even reside. 457: What I Did For Love Feb. 10, 2012 Act 3: Cold Stone Dreamery Ben Loory wrote and tells this story, which begins with a duck falling in love with a rock. 480: Animal Sacrifice Nov. 30, 2012 Act 2: Run Rabbit Camas Davis tells a true story about a rabbit kidnapping that saves somerabbits' lives, kills those same rabbits' babies, and leaves students in aPortland rabbit-butchering class scratching their heads. Staff RecommendationsView all 489 Mar. 1, 2013 No Coincidence, No Story! We asked listeners to send us their best coincidence stories, and we got more than 1,300 submissions! 387 Aug. 7, 2009 Arms Trader 2009 The U.S. government spent two years on a sting operation trapping an Indian man suspected of being an illegal arms dealer.