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389: Frenemies
Act Four

Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace

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David Rakoff demonstrates—in rhyme—how to make a wedding toast for people you never wanted to see married in the first place. Rakoff is the author of several books, most recently Half Empty. (15 minutes)

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