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354: Mistakes Were Made
Act Two

You’re Willing To Sacrifice Our Love

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There's a famous William Carlos Williams poem called "This is Just to Say." It's about, among other things, causing a loved one inconvenience and offering a non-apologizing apology. It's only three lines long, you've probably read it...the one about eating the plums in the icebox. Producer Sean Cole explains that this is possibly the most spoofed poem around. We asked some of our regular contributors to get into the act. Sarah Vowell, David Rakoff, Starlee Kine, Jonathan Goldstein, Shalom Auslander and Heather O'Neill all came up with their own variations of Williams's classic lines.

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Shalom Auslander
Sean Cole
Jonathan Goldstein
Starlee Kine
David Rakoff
Sarah Vowell

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