Full episode 115: First Day Act Two Squirrel Cop Transcript The first day inevitably means mistakes, mishaps, fiascos. A true story, told by a former rookie cop. (14 minutes) ByIra Glass Song:“Fox Squirrel” by Muddy Waters More in FunnyView all 639: In Dog We Trust Feb. 23, 2018 Act One: The Youth In Asia When a pet dies, to what degree can it be replaced by another? And to what degree can pets replace people in our lives? David Sedaris tells this story of cats and dogs and other animals. 590: Choosing Wrong June 24, 2016 Act Three: Post-It Not Comedian Kurt Braunohler makes a wrong choice, for his own amusement. 551: Good Guys 2015 Mar. 20, 2015 Act One: Takes One To Know One Ben tries the good guy discount, to see if he can pull it off, as Ira tags along. More by Ira GlassView all 781: Watching the Watchers Oct. 7, 2022 Act Two: I’ll Be Watching You A group of 6th grade boys are bothered by their teacher’s behavior. 777: Name. Age. Detail. Aug. 12, 2022 Margus Morrison Margus Morrison was a school bus aide, father of six. 774: The Pink House at the Center of the World July 1, 2022 Act Four: Next Host Ira Glass walks through possible next steps with a pro-life activist who worked on the Texas SB8 bill, that set a precedent for enforcement of abortion bans throughout the country.