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288: Not What I Meant
Act Two

Cat Got Your Tongue

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A fable about gossip and the service industry involving a cat and a baboon, by David Sedaris. David's story was recorded live at UCLA's Royce Hall, as part of UCLA's Performing Arts series. He's the author of several books, including Dress Your Family in Cordoroy and Denim, and a collection of short stories by other authors that he edited, titled Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules. (5 minutes)

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