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154: In Dog We Trust (2000)
Act Two

If Cats Ran Hollywood

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What do cats want to see on television? Steve Malarky, creator of the world's best-selling home video for cats, tells all. And—in the interest of equal time—a cashier who works at a chain store that sells pet products rants about the absurdity of the items she's ringing up every day: St. John's Wort for dogs, CDs for pets, spinach-flavored bones. (12 minutes)

By

Ira Glass

Song:

“Serenade to a Poodle” by Slim Gaillard

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